If the turkey says "gobble, gobble, gobble," and a peach says "cobbler, cobbler, cobbler," what would a computer say?
"Google, Google, Google."
Where do turkeys go to dance?
The Butter Ball.
What is hard, oddly shaped, and brings you good fortune on Thanksgiving?
A wishbone.
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
What is the favorite sport of pumpkins and gourds?
Squash.
At Thanksgiving dinner, which hand should you butter your roll with?
Neither - you should use a knife.
What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
“Wing, Wing”
If you feel scared on Halloween and jolly on Christmas, how do you feel on Thanksgiving?
Stuffed!
This key has legs, but can’t open a door. What is it?
A turKEY!
Why did they let the turkey join the Thanksgiving band?
Because he had the drum sticks.
Can a turkey fly higher than an ostrich?
Yes, because ostriches don’t fly.
What are unhappy cranberries called?
Blueberries.
What sound does a limping turkey make?
“Wobble, wobble!”
What smells the best every Thanksgiving?
Your nose!
Most people eat me, and that is no surprise. I taste great as chips, mashed, and also fries. What am I?
A potato.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.