If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second place.
What has legs, but doesn't walk?
A table.
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
The man was bald.
What goes up when rain comes down?
An umbrella
You see me once in June, twice in November, but not at all in May. What am I?
The letter e.
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, today, and tomorrow.
There’s a one-floor house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
When does Christmas come before Summer?
In the dictionary.
I have keys, but no locks and space, and no rooms. You can enter, but you can't go outside. What am I?
A keyboard.
What has a head, a tail, is brown or yellow, and has no legs?
A coin.
I cut hair every day but my hair always stays the same. What am I?
A barber.
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them.
First, think of the color of the clouds. Next, think of the color of snow. Now, think of the color of a full moon. Now answer quickly what do cows drink?
water
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Neither, they both weigh the same.
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map.
I add lots of flavor and have many layers, but if you get too close I'll make you cry. What am I?
An onion.
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle.
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
I make two people out of one. What am I?
A mirror.
A is the brother of B. B is the brother of C. C is the father of D. So how is D related to A?
A is D's aunt.
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