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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

If you are a mouse

Why did Dracula go to the doctor?

To check his COFFIN

What is a mummy's favorite music?

WRAP music!

What fruit do scarecrows love the most?

Straw-berries

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?

Because he had no BODY to dance with!

How do ghosts wash their hair?

With shamboo

What kind of make-up do ghosts wear?

Ma-SCARE-a!

Why was the broom late?

It over swept.

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Dayscare centers!

What candy do you eat on the playground?

Recess pieces.

What instrument does a skeleton play?

A trombone.

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick or Tweet!

What is a monster’s favorite dessert?

I scream!

Where do ghosts like to go on vacation?

Mali-BOO!

Why did the zombie skip school?

He felt rotten

What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?

A sand-witch.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have the guts.

Why do skeletons stay so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

Why didn't the skeleton go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.

What is a ghost's nose full of?

Boooooogers!