What is a ghost's nose full of?
Boooooogers!
What do you call two witches who live together?
Broom-mates!
Why didn't the skeleton go to school?
His heart wasn't in it.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries
What is a monster’s favorite dessert?
I scream!
What instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.
What room does a ghost not need in a house?
A living room.
What does a panda ghost eat?
Bam-BOO!
What kind of horse do ghosts ride?
A night-mare
What's a witch's favorite makeup?
Ma-scare-a.
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin.
What can you catch from a vampire in winter?
Frostbite
Where does a mummy go on vacation?
The Dead Sea
What is a ghost’s favourite meal?
Spook-ghetti
Knock, Knock…
Phillip! Phillip who? Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
What candy do you eat on the playground?
Recess pieces.
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?
A sand-witch.
What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or Tweet!
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
What does a ghost mom say when she gets in the car?
Fasten your sheet-belts.
What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
Fangs-giving!
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs.
Why did the zombie skip school?
He felt rotten
What is a witch’s favorite class?
Spelling!
Who won the skeleton beauty contest
No body.
Who did the scary ghost invite to his party?
Any old friend he could dig up!
How do ghosts wash their hair?
With shamboo
What do witches use on their hair?
Scare-spray.
What is a zombie sleepover called?
Mass grave.
Why was the broom late?
It over swept.
What's a zombie's favorite cheese?
Zom-brie.
What kind of bread do zombies like?
Whole brain.
When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
If you are a mouse
Where does Dracula keep his money?
In a blood bank.