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  • Why was the broom late?
    It over swept.
  • Why do skeletons stay so calm?
    Because nothing gets under their skin.
  • What instrument does a skeleton play?
    A trombone.
  • Why did the zombie skip school?
    He felt rotten.
  • Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
    He didn't have the guts.
  • Why didn't the skeleton go to school?
    His heart wasn't in it.
  • What is a monster’s favorite dessert?
    I scream!
  • What does an evil hen lay?
    Deviled eggs.
  • When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
    If you are a mouse.
  • What do birds say on Halloween?
    Trick or Tweet!
  • Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
    Dayscare centers!
  • What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
    Straw-berries
  • What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?
    A sand-witch.
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