What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A clock
It's black, but you say it's clean. It's white, but you say it's dirty. What is it?
Blackboard
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short-er
What word begins and ends with an E but only has one letter?
Envelope
How many months have 28 days?
All
What question can you never answer ''yes'' to?
I am sleeping
What happens one time in a minute, two times in a moment and never in one thousand years?
The letter 'm'
How many letters are in the alphabet?
11