Why are fish so clever?
Because they are always in schools. You know what the word 'school' means, but did you know that it's also the word used for a group of fish?
Which ant is bigger than an elephant?
A gi-ant!
What is a sea monster’s favorite dish?
Fish and ships! Fish and chips is a popular dish in the UK. Chips sounds a little bit like ships!
What do you get if a cow jumps up and down?
A milkshake!
What's a snake's favorite subject at school?
Hissssstory! Explanation: Snakes 'hissss'. If you add a longer 'ssss' sound to history you hear the noise a snake makes.
Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
He wanted a higher education! 'Higher education' is when you continue studying at college or university when you finish school. Aeroplanes fly high in the sky.
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight knights! A long time ago, knights were men who wore metal clothes and rode horses. 'Knight' has a silent 'k' so sounds the same at 'night'.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk! If a fly doesn't have any wings it can't fly, it can only walk!
Where do cows go on the weekend?
To the moo-vies! 'Moo' is the noise that cows make. The 'movies' is also called the cinema.
What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A sponge!
What fish only swims at night?
A starfish!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with! No body = he doesn't have a body Nobody = no one The poor skeleton had no one to go to the party with!