How many months have 28 days?
All of them.
What doesn't get any wetter, no matter how much rain falls on it?
Water
Remove my skin and I won't even cry, but you will. What am I?
An onion
If an electric train is travelling south, which way is the smoke going?
There isn't any smoke, it’s an electric train.
What is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow
What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
What kind of rocks are at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean?
Wet rocks
What room has no windows or doors?
A mushroom
Who can shave 20 times a day but still have a beard?
A Barber
Name two things that people never eat before breakfast.
Lunch and Dinner.
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A Palm tree
What starts with ‘p’ and ends with ‘e’ and has hundreds of letters?
A post office
I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A Candle
Why are football stadiums cool?
Because there is a fan in every seat.
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
Which word is pronounced the same backwards?
level
What has hands but can't clap?
A clock
What starts with ‘e’, ends with ‘e’ and contains one letter?
Envelope