Have you ever stolen anything?
yes
no
Have you ever played a sport?
no way, I am not coordinated
yes, hasn't everyone?
I tried and quit
Have you ever lied to your parents?
Maybe
no
Are you crazy, I am not confessing that
yes
Have you ever moved?
no, I have always been in the same house
Too many times to count
yes, once
Have you ever been afraid?
Once
Yes
More times than I can count
No
Have you ever played a musical instrument?
yes
I always wanted to
I thought about it once
no
Have you ever been jealous of someone else's life?
Yes, hasn't everyone
No, I like my life as it is
Have you ever wished you could fly like a bird?
yes
no way
Have you ever eaten something other kids would find gross?
No
yes
I only eat normal food
Depends on your idea of gross
Have you ever ran in a race like a 5K?
If I am running you should run too
yes
I run errands
no
Have you ever talked back to your parents?
That would never fly in my home
No way, my parents/guardians scare me
Yes
I did but wish I did not
Have you ever had a secret crush?
I can not say
No
Yes
I have no interest in dating
Have you ever been out of Pennsylvania?
No
Yes
Have you ever been embarrassed in school?
too personal to answer
Not that I will admit
yes, hasn't everyone
No, never
Have you ever stayed up all night?
I tried and fell asleep
no way
yes
Have you ever ridden a grocery cart like a scooter?
Never felt the need
Yes
No
Hasn't everyone?
Have you ever shared a secret with a friend and regretted it?
Yes, sadly
I have no friends to tell
no, I keep my secrets to myself
I trust no one
Have you ever been in a fight?
yes
I am too peaceful for that
no
Have you ever thought about jumping out of a plane?
hello parachutes....
No, never
I am too afraid
yes, I like danger
Have you ever had an adult you trusted?
Yes
I wish I did
No
Adults are not trustworthy