He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?
A priest
What is always on its way but never arrives?
Tomorrow.
You can drop me from the tallest building and I'll be fine, but if you drop me in water I die. What am I?
paper
What gets broken without being held?
A promise.
Which creature walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?
a human
Voiceless it cries,
Wingless flutters,
Toothless bites,
Mouthless mutters.
wind
What is black and white and red all over?
a newspaper
There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
Watermelon.
What has a head and a tail, but no body?
a coin
Feed me and I live, yet give me a drink and I die.
Fire
When is a man drowned, but still not wet?
When he's trapped in quicksand.
What is made of water but if you put it into water it will die?
an ice cube
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
incorrectly
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
mushroom
If you look at the number on my face you won't find thirteen anyplace.
a clock
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
a stamp
What has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees.
Up, up, up it goes,
And yet never grows?
mountain
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
Tear one off and scratch my head what was red is black instead.
a matchstick
What goes up but never comes down?
Age.
What has an eye but can not see?
a needle
What has hands but can not clap?
a clock
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
ton
What occurs once in every minute, twice in every moment, yet never in a thousand years?
the letter M
What is at the end of a rainbow?
the letter W
Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
What is it?
a coffin
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
a towel
During which month do people sleep the least?
February
Take off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion.
If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?
Secret.
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
palm
Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
meat
What is as light as a feather, but even the world's strongest man couldn't hold it for more than a minute?
His breath
What has a neck but no head?
a bottle
I'm tall when I'm young and I'm short when I'm old. What am I?
a candle
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