Appropriately Emphasised

News reader: "Such was the force of the earthquake, that whole villages have been devastated."

Woman on the phone: "Never have I been so humiliated in all my life!"

Celebrity to interviewer: "Were I to have the time, I'd go climbing more often."

Parent to child: "Should you fancy a pizza, let's order one now."

Guest to host: "So nice was that pudding that I'd like to have some more."

Printed notice: "Under no circumstances is this control panel to be left unattended."

Host to party: "Only when Peter arrives will I cut the cake."

Victim to police officer: "Scarcely had we been introduced when he punched me for no reason."

Witness to court: "No sooner had I turned off the light, than I heard the noise

Teacher to students "Only once you've completed the exam may you leave."

The Queen at the Olympics: "Under no circumstances have I ever seen such an amazing display of athleticism."

Colleague to colleague: "Should you change your mind, just let me know."

Friend to friend: "Never before have I seen this film."

Politician to audience: "Seldom has the country faced a greater threat."