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Elephant Jokes (credit: stuporglue.org)

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  • What do you get when an elephant sky dives?  A big ....................
    hole
  • How do you prevent an elephant from charging?
    Take away his credit card.
  • What is large, grey, and wears glass slippers? C....................
    Cinderelephant
  • Where do baby elephants come from? ____ storks.
    BIG
  • What do you call elephants who ride on trains?
    Passengers.
  • What is big, green, hangs in a tree and has a trunk? An .............. elephant.
    unripe
  • What is big, grey and has a lot of red bumps?  An elephant that was stung by a lot of ...........!
    bees
  • Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together?  Because they only had one pair of ..............!
    trunks
  • What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance? A: “Look, ....................''
    a herd of elephants in the distance'
  • An elephant was standing under a small umbrella. Why didn’t it get wet?
    It wasn’t raining.
  • What’s the same size and shape as an elephant but weighs nothing?
    An elephant’s shadow.
  • What was the elephant doing on the freeway?
    About 5 mph
  • Why doesn’t the elephant use the computer?
    Because it is afraid of the mouse!
  • How do you know an elephant is under your blanket? A. Because when you get in your bed your ..........................
    nose touches the ceiling
  • Why are elephants wrinkled?
    Have you ever tried to iron one?
  • What is the biggest ant in the world?
    An elephant
  • What do you call an elephant covered in mud?
    dirty
  • Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle? Because it doesn’t have ..............
    thumbs to ring the bell.
  • What do you get if you cross an elephant and a fish?
    Swimming Trunks!
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