"I am a celebrity fish."
Starfish
"People buy me to eat, but never eat me!"
A plate
What cries without a voice, flutters without wings, and bites without a mouth?
Wind
What day of the week most twins are born?
TWOS-day
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9
Where do cows go on Fridays?
To the MOO-vies
What did the beach say to the tide?
Long time, no sea!
"I have 13 hearts but I am not alive".
Deck of cards
"Say my name and I disappear. What am I?"
Silence
What did the Science book say to the Math book?
You've got problems!
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add a G and it is gone!
"I am always in front of you, but you will never see me. What am I?"
The future
"You can swallow me, but I can also swallow you. What am I?"
Water