Capitalization Review II

I don't suffer from insanity. i enjoy every minute of it.

What did the bison say when his son left for school after labor day? "Bye, Son."

spring showers bring may flowers, but what do Mayflowers bring? pilgrims.

may 6 is the National Day Of Prayer. Think of me, please.

it's not my fault that i never learned to accept responsibility.

Cheer up. the worst is yet to come. friday, maybe.

*Do you know the last thing grandad said to me before he kicked the bucket? “grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”

i'm not very good at Spanish, but I know that Cinco De Mayo occurs in june.

i could tell that my parents were trying to tell me something. For my Birthday, I got a mop and a toilet brush.

My resolutions usually last at least two minutes after the ball drops on New year's eve.

*When i was a kid, mom told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

When i'm right, no one remembers. when I'm wrong, no one forgets.

Did you know the first french fries weren't actually cooked in france? they were cooked in Greece.

overeating on Thanksgiving day is a national tradition.

Sunday and monday fight. Who wins? sunday. Monday is a weekday.

my birthday is in the Summer, and that's no bummer.