What is a vampire's favorite dog?
A bloodhound!
What does the TV statics when its remote broke?
"Help! I'm out of control!"
What is an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Launch meat!
Why is the ocean saying hello?
Because it waves!
What's an easter bunny's favorite vegetable?
Eggplants!
What does a tree say it to the dirt?
You're grounded!
Why does a raccoon brush its teeth?
Because it has a Nook in it.
What does a gum say that to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you!
What does a guinea pig wear on its head?
A cap!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Who. Who who?
I'm a just an owl!