I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and once a year, I make heavy pumpkins light. What am I?
A candle.
How can witches go eight days without sleep?
They only sleep at night.
You’re driving a bus that picks up witches. On the first stop, you pick up four witches with blue eyes. The second, you pick up six witches with brown eyes. On the third, you pick up ten witches with green eyes. What color are the bus drive
Whatever color your eyes are — you’re the bus driver.
You’re in a room and there’s a ghost in the room, but you are the only one in the room. How is this possible?
You are the ghost.
What’s big, scary, and has three wheels?
A monster riding a tricycle.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What do witches use to fly around?
A broom or A broomstick
I am different sizes, shapes and colors. Many can see my veins. I don’t go inside. The trees are where I reside. If I fall to the ground, I will surely die. What am I?
A leaf.
What is scary, homeless, white and goes up and down?
A ghost in an elevator.
What do you call a witch at the beach?
A sand-witch
Two girls ate dinner together. They both ordered iced tea. One girl drank them very fast and had finished five in the time it took the other to drink just one. The girl who drank one died while the other survived. All of the drinks were poi
The poison was in the ice.
Each morning I appear to lie at your feet. All day I will follow no matter how fast you run, yet I nearly perish in the midday sun.
A shadow.
I don’t have eyes, but once I did see. Once I had thoughts, but now I’m white and empty. What am I?
A skull
Why don’t zombies like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
You can't see me and if you say my name, I will disappear.
Silence.
I have a body, arms, legs and a head, but I’m heartless and have no guts. What am I?
A skeleton.
What room does a ghost avoid?
The living room!
Who makes it, has no need for it. Whoever buys it won’t use it. Who uses it, won’t care. What am I?
A casket.
Is a pumpkin a fruit or a vegetable?
Fruit
I'm a ball, but I can't be kicked, thrown or tossed. What am I?
An eyeball.
What goes around a haunted house but never enters?
A fence.
What's a ghost's favorite dessert?
Ice scream.
I show up twice in the morning and twice in the evening. But I only appear once at night. What am I?
The letter “N.”