I tell jokes and make people laugh, but I never take things seriously. Who am I?
A clown
I can fly without wings, carry people, but I am not a bird. Who am I?
A pilot
I chase bad guys, but I don't play in movies. Who am I?
A policeman
I write, but I don't use a pen. I type stories, but I am not a student. Who am I?
A journalist
I can cut your hair, but I am not a gardener. Who am I?
A hairdresser
I make food disappear, but I am not a magician. Who am I?
A cook