The 22nd 24th presidents of the United States of America had the same parents but were not brothers. How is this possible?
They were the same man - Grover Cleveland
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
lunch and dinner
What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?
An umbrella
There is one English word spelled wrong in the dictionary. What is it?
"wrong"
You’re running a race, and you pass the person in second place at the very end. What place did you finish the race in?
second place
How many months have 28 days?
all of them
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow.
Emily's mother has four daughters. Three of them are named Spring, Summer, and Autumn. What is the fourth daughter's name?
Emily
Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me, when I have flown. What am I?
Time
How far can you walk into the woods?
Halfway - the other half you walk out
I am something people love or hate. I change peoples appearances and thoughts. If a person takes care of them self I will go up even higher. To some people I will fool them. To others I am a mystery. Some people might want to try and hide m
Age
I make two people out of one. What am I?
A mirror
When you cut me, I don't cry, but you do! What am I?
an onion
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
What has six faces, but does not wear makeup, has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see? What is it?
A die (dice)
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
What is more useful when it is broken?
An egg
No matter how much you use me, you change me every month.
A calender
I have many keys but no locks. I have space but no room. What am I?
a computer keyboard
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary
Some people think I go too slow. Others think I go too fast. Most people are always checking me. What am I?
time
Many teeth, no bite
A comb
What English word has eleven letters, but everyone pronounces it incorrectly?
"incorrectly"
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy saw no scale so he agreed and lost. How?
The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.
Spelled forewards I am what you do every day, spelled backward I am something you hate.
Live / Evil
I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees, and rivers but no water. What am I?
a map
You walk into a room that contains a match, kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. What would you light first?
The match
Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
This man is bald!
What gets wetter the more it dries?
a towel
If your uncle's sister is not your aunt, who is she?
Your mother
What can you hold in your right hand but never your left hand?
Your left hand
Ten people are under one umbrella, but nobody gets wet. Why?
it's not raining
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom
Two in a corner, one in a room, none in a house, but one in a shelter.
The letter "R"
What kind of band does not play music?
A rubber band
What do you have to break before you can use it?
an egg
I’m orange, wear a green hat, and sound like a parrot. What am I?
a carrot
If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it?
a secret
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
Fire
It is yours, but everyone else uses it more often. What is it?
your name
Sara has four daughters, and each daughter has a brother. How many children does Sara have?
5, four daughters and one son