Do you like English?
No, I only speak Monkey. / Yes, I do. / No, I like potato language.
Are you happy?
No, I’m a grumpy potato. / No, I’m a sad sandwich. / Yes, I am.
What’s your favourite sport?
My favourite sport is _____. / My favourite sport is sleeping. / My favourite sport is eating.
Do you like school?
No, I live in school forever. / Yes, I married the school. / Yes, I do.
What’s your favourite color?
My favourite color is _____. / My favourite color is pizza. / My favourite color is invisible.
What’s your favourite food?
My favourite food is _____. / My favourite food is homework. / My favourite food is rocks.
When’s your birthday?
In (month). / Yesterday, tomorrow, and never. / Every single day.
Where do you live?
I live in _____. / I live on the moon. / I live in your shoe.
Can you play football?
No, I play football with spaghetti. / Yes, I can. / No, I play football with my shoes.
Can you sing?
No, but I can scream like a dinosaur. / Yes, I can. / No, I only sing to my cat.
Do you like cats/dogs?
No, I like crocodiles in my bed. / No, I’m allergic to homework. / Yes, I do.
Can you dance?
Yes, I can. / No, I only dance in the toilet. / No, I dance like a robot chicken.
What’s your favourite animal?
My favourite animal is broccoli. / My favourite animal is _____. / My favourite animal is a table.
Are you hungry?
Yes, I am. / No, I’m full of homework. / No, I ate 100 pizzas already.
Where are you from?
I’m from Mars. / I’m from _____. / I’m from the ocean.
What’s the weather today?
It’s sunny/cloudy/rainy. / It’s raining chocolate. / It’s snowing pizza.
Are you 100 years old?
No, I’m not. I am _____. / Yes, I am. / No, I am 101 years old.
Do you like pizza?
No, I eat rocks. / I only eat socks. / Yes, I do.
Can you swim?
No, but I can fly. / No, but I can swim in chocolate. / Yes, I can.
What’s your favourite subject?
My favourite subject is _____. / My favourite subject is chocolate. / My favourite subject is napping.
How are you?
I’m fine, thank you. / I’m a banana. / I’m twenty dogs.
What’s your name?
My name is _____. / I’m Superman. / My name is Spaghetti.
How old are you?
I’m ___ years old. / I’m one hundred cats. / I’m very old like a dinosaur.
What day is it today?
Today is Chicken Day. / Today is Banana Monday. / Today is _____.