two in a corner ,one in a room,none in a house,but one in a shelter?
the letter R
Say: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood As a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood
LOL
what has only two words,but thousands of letters?
post office!
what five letter-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it
short
what has a foot on each side and one in the middle?
a yardstick
What has six faces,but does not wear makeup,and twenty one eyes,but cannot see?
a dice!
I am a odd number.Take away a letter and I become even.What am I?
Seven
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one.Michael J.,fox has a short one..Nate does not have any.How?
a surname
Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?
a fire!
What is always found on the ground but never gets dirty?
a shadow.
what can you hold in your right hand but never left hand?
your left hand
what room does ghosts avoid?
living room (because they are dead)
what gets brighter the more you use it?
a chalkboard
What gets more wet when you use it more?
a towel
a cowboy rides into town on Friday.He stays three days,then rides out of town on Friday.How?
His horse is named Friday.
what has ears,but cannot hear?
a corn!
What has hands,but cannot clap?
a clock!
what follows you all the time?
your shadow
what flies without wings?
time