have your arms replaced with tennis rackets OR your legs replaced with pogo sticks?
have to run a marathon every day OR wrestle a goat once a week?
play football wearing ski boots OR play tennis holding a frying pan?
compete in the Olympics in a sport you’ve never tried OR coach a team of squirrels in basketball?
be the worst player on a winning team OR the best player on a losing team?
have to do 100 jumping jacks every time you sneeze OR 50 push-ups every time you yawn?
only be allowed to move in slow motion when playing sports OR always speak like a sports commentator?
train with a coach who only yells OR one who only speaks in rhymes?