Paul the polar bear had a birthday party, with each guest bringing five fish. A nasty little penguin stole two fish but there were still 198 fish left. How many people came to the party?
40
What has to be broken before you can use it?
egg
A cowboy rode to an inn on Wednesday. He stayed two nights and left on Wednesday. How could that be?
His horse was named Wednesday.
A mouse wants to get in better shape. She’s going to start by climbing the stairs. Starting on the 4th floor, she climbs up 5 stories, down 7 stories, up 6 stories, down 3 stories, and up 4 stories again. What floor is she on?
9th floor
People make me, save me, change me, raise me. What am I?
money
If the red house is on the right side and if the blue house is on the left side where’s the white house?
Washington, DC
What happened in 1961 and will not happen again until 6009?
The year will again be the same upside down.
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
clock
I am always hungry and will die if not fed, but if you water me, I’ll die. What am I?
fire
How many letters are there in: the English alphabet?
18
Can you think of something that’s as light as a feather but even the world’s strongest human couldn’t hold it for any longer than 4 minutes?
breath
What letters are easily found in every single day of the week?
D-A-Y
Frankie the frog had an accident and broke one of his legs. He went to the hospital on Monday, November 1 and left on November 30. What day of the week is it?
What day of the week is today? That's your answer.
If you see an electric train headed east at 70 an hour but there is a wind blowing in from the west at 80 miles an hour, which way is the smoke from the train going to blow?
An electric train doesn't have smoke.
Jeff’s dad has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ___?
Jeff
Agatha’s mother has five different daughters. One’s name is Danielle, one’s name is Brittany, one’s name is Samantha, another is named Rebecca. What’s the name of the fifth daughter?
Agartha
Turn us on our backs and open up our stomachs, and you will be the wisest but at the start a lummox. What are we?
books
Do you know the name of the invention that lets you look instantly right through any wall you want?
window
What five-letter word gets shorter when you add two letters to it?
short
Ten copycats were sitting in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
none
A man went outside in the pouring rain with no protection, but not a single hair on his head got wet. How come?
The man was bald.
If there are three apples and you took away two, how many do you have?
two
I am filled with keys but have no locks. I have space but there are no extra rooms. Sure, you can enter but there is absolutely no exit. What am I?
keyboard
Do you know where you can find cities and countries, towns and shops, roads and lakes, but absolutely no people whatsoever?
a map
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
future
What has a head and a tail but no body?
coin
You’re a bus driver. At the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 8 people get on, at the third stop 2 people get off and, at the fourth stop everyone got off. The question is what color are the bus driver’s eyes?
Whatever color eyes you have!
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mount Everest
What gets wetter & wetter the more it dries?
towel
Jason turned left, right, spun around 360°, stood on his head, and then walked backward before taking a picture of the sunset. What direction was he pointing?
west
I turn once, what is out will not get in. I turn again, what is in will not get out. What am I?
key
What is the end of everything?
g