What’s too much for two and just right for one?
Secret
What can you catch but not throw away?
A cold
It’s the only place in the world where today comes before yesterday. Where is it?
A dictionary
What starts with a P, ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
The Post Office
People make me, save me, change me, raise me. What am I?
Money
Where can you find cities, towns, shops and streets but no people?
A map
What always goes up and never goes down?
Age
Mary’s father has five daughters, Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What’s the fifth daughter’s name?
Mary
What do every couple have in common?
They’re married on the same day
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
the future
How are trees, cars, and elephants alike?
They both have a trunk!
What has to be broken before you use it?
An egg
What is next in this sequence? JFMAMJJASON….
December
Why is "SMILES" the longest English word?
Because there is a mile between S and S
What letter is an animal?
B
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your name
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs
You answer me although I never ask you questions. What am I?
A phone.
Speaking of rivers, a man calls his dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crosses the river without getting wet, and without using a bridge or a boat. How?
The river was frozen
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to the class?
Because her students were so bright.
What can run but not walk?
Water
What starts with T, ends with T, and has T inside it?
A teapot
What has hands but cannot clap?
A clock
I fill up a room but take up no space? I am….
Air
I have no life, but I can die. What am I?
battery
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven 8(ate) nine
You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars and Jupiter, but not in Venus or Neptune. What am I?
The letter R
Why did Jack throw butter out of a window?
Because he wants to see "butterfly"
What begins with T, finishes with T, and has “T”in it?
A teapot
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
A blackboard
What has a head and a tail, but no body?
A coin
How many months of the year have 28 days?
All of them! Every month has *at least* 28 days.
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
What’s full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
What word is pronounced wrong even by the best of scholars?
Wrong
Which month don’t soldiers like the most?
March
What man cannot live in a house?
snowman
How do we make seven even?
Take the "s" away
What has hands and a face, but can’t hold anything or smile?
A clock
Which word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
The word “short”
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom
What question can’t you ever answer “Yes” to?
Are you asleep?
What fruit has the most passion?
passion fruit
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner