What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?
Rude-olph!
Where does Santa go when he is sick?
To the elf-care center!
What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper!
How does a snowman get around?
By riding an icicle!
What is a snowman’s favorite drink?
Ice tea!
What do elves use to take notes in school?
Their elf-abet!
What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas time?
Sandy Claws!
Why did Santa go to music school?
To improve his "wrap" skills!
What do you call a snowman after a sunbath?
a puddle!
What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Why was the turkey at the Christmas party so proud?
Because it was stuffed!
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby!
What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?
Ornamints!
What’s the best way to scare a snowman?
Point a hairdryer at him!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
What is Frosty the Snowman’s favorite breakfast?
Ice cereal!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed a trim!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite
What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night
What did the gingerbread man use to fix his house?
Cookie dough