Who delivers presents to kittens?
Santa Paws
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells
Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?
Because he had no body to go with
Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
Because the present’s beneath them
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping
What do elves learn in school?
the elf-abet
What part of the body do you only see during Christmas?
Mistletoe
Why did a former US president continuously decorate the Christmas tree?
Because people kept saying “moron” to him.
Who delivers presents to baby sharks?
Santa Jaws
What do snowmen have for breakfast?
Snowflakes!