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  • What has cities but no houses, forests but no trees, and water but no fish?
    a map
  • David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what?
    David
  • A farmer has twenty sheep, ten pigs, and ten cows. If we call the pigs cows, how many cows will he have?
    Ten cows. We can call the pigs cows, but it doesn’t make them cows.
  • What appears once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
    the letter M
  • I sometimes run, but I can’t walk. What am I?
    a nose
  • I don’t cry when you cut me, but you do. What am I?
    an onion
  • What type of music do rabbits listen to?
    hip hop
  • Mr. Blue lives in the blue house. Mr. Yellow lives in the yellow house. Mr. Black lives in the black house. Who lives in the white house?
    the president of the USA
  • What is orange, wears a green hat, and sounds like a parrot?
    a carrot
  • I can be bigger than you but weigh nothing at all. What am I?
    a shadow
  • What kind of room has no doors, walls, or windows?
    a mushroom
  • I have four legs, a back, but no head. What am I?
    a chair
  • If you drop me, I crack. If you smile at me, I smile back. What am I?
    a mirror
  • What has one eye but can’t see?
    a needle
  • Which word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
    short
  • It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?
    your name
  • What two things can you never eat before breakfast?
    Lunch and dinner
  • What can you catch but can’t throw?
    a cold
  • Which month of the year has 28 days?
    all of them
  • If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
    a secret