What do gorillas sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.
What do you say to Father Christmas when he takes the register at school?
Present!
Where do you find reindeer?
It depends on where you leave them.
What did Adam say to Eve on 24th December?
It's Christmas, Eve.
Why is it always cold at Christmas?
Because it's Decemberrrrrrrrr.
What do elves learn at school?
The elfabet.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
What sort of insects like snow?
Mo-ski-toes.
What is the difference between the ordinary alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?
The Christmas one has no L (Noel).
What is read and White and goes up and down?
Santa Claus stuck in an elevator.
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas?
No, You can have turkey like everyone else.