Are you a beautiful monster?
No, I am an ugly monster!
Have you got a pink mouth?
No, I've got a green mouth!
Have you got green hair?
No, I've got pink hair.
Have you got a red head?
No, I've got a purple head!
Have you got a green nose?
No, I've got a blue nose!
Have you got clean ears?
No, I've got dirty ears.
Have you got 5 eyes?
No, I've got 2 eyes!
Have you got brown teeth?
No, I've got blue teeth!
Have you got 9 ears?
No, I've got 6 ears!
Is your name Maggie?
No, my name is Slime!