If aliens had invaded Earth
subject would have v3/-ed
If Messi had been taller
subject would have v3/-ed
If Shakespeare hadn’t written Romeo and Juliet
subject would have v3/-ed
If I hadn’t watched a power-washing rugs video
subject would have v3/-ed
If I hadn’t eaten that last taco
subject would have v3/-ed
If pizza had been a vegetable
subject would have v3/-ed
If I had been born in Australia,
subject would have v3/-ed
If I hadn’t forgotten to charge her phone
subject would have v3/-ed
If Eminem had written my school essays
subject would have v3/-ed
If I had been born in the 1990s,
subject would have v3/-ed
If Einstein had been bad at math
subject would have v3/-ed
If Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson had been my personal trainer
subject would have v3/-ed
If humans hadn’t discovered fire
subject would have v3/-ed
If the moon landing hadn't happened
subject would have v3/-ed
If Beyoncé had known everything
subject would have v3/-ed
If my grandma had been a secret spy
subject would have v3/-ed
If smartphones hadn't been invented
subject would have v3/-ed
If Harry Potter hadn’t gone to Hogwarts
subject would have v3/-ed
If zombies had taken over the world
subject would have v3/-ed
If Cardi B had been my babysitter
subject would have v3/-ed