What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
I have a bed but never sleep and I have a mouth but never eat. What am I?
A river
What a bee says when it gets in the hive?
Hi Honey! I'm home!
What is the longest word in the English language?
Smiles. (There is a mile between the first letter and the last letter.)
I have keys, but no locks and no rooms. You can enter, but you can’t go outside. What am I?
A keyboard.
You answer me, but I never ask you questions. What am I?
A telephone.
I have four legs, a back, but no head. What am I?
A chair.
Why is the letter ′T′ like an island?
Because it is in the middle of ‘water’!
Is there a word in the English language that uses all the vowels including "y" ?
Unquestionablely!
Why did the pony have a sore throat?
Because it was a little horse. (hoarse)
Why did the golfer take and extra pair of pants for his Saturday round of golf?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why can't a nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
I have a single eye but cannot see. What am I?
A needle.
I sit in a corner while travelling around the world. What am I?
A stamp.
What flowers have two lips?
Tulips
I can fall off a building and live, but put me in water I will die. What am I?
Paper.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
I’m excellent to taste, but horrible to smell. What am I?
A tongue
Where do fish sleep?
On the seabed.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!