When my children ____________ (cook), they ____________ (burn) the food.
cook, burn
If he ____________ (be) any lazier, he ____________ (be) classified as furniture.
were, would be
The river _____________ (freeze) if it _______________ (be) very cold.
freezes, is
If I ___________ (am) a cat, I ________________ (throw) things off the desk for fun.
were, would throw
If you _________ (have) more money, you ___________ (be) able to buy a better car.
had, would be
If I ___________ (make) plans for this weekend, I ______________ (cancel) them because I don't like people.
make, will cancel
If I __________ (am) you, I _____________ (get) a new job.
were, would get
If I ___________ (get) any more work emails, I ____________ (fake) my own death.
get, will fake
If I _______________ (eat) this hamburger, I _____________ (feel) sick.
eat, will feel
If I _____________ (can talk) to my past self, I _________________ (just give) myself bad advice.
could talk, would just give
If I ___________ (tell) my son to clean his room, he ___________ (get) annoyed.
tell, gets
If I _____________ (have) a superpower to pause time, I ____________ (use) it to nap in the middle of the day.
had, would use
If I ____________ (wake up) late, I ___________ (be) late for work.
wake up, am
If I ___________ (exercise), I ______________ (need) a week to recover.
exercise, will need