What's the date today?
It's March, first.
What's the date today?
It's July, twenty-ninth.
What's the date today?
It's October, thirty-first.
What's the date today?
It's April, fifteenth.
What's the date today?
It's May, twenty-third.
What's the date today?
It's May, fifth.
What's the date today?
It's December, twenty-first.
What's the date today?
It's January, twelfth.
What's the date today?
It's June, fifth.