What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
Why can’t Elsa have a balloon?
Because she will LET IT GOOOOO
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
WRAP music
What did the banana say to the dog?
Nothing .... Bananas can't talk
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A BLUE berry
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a work ... ewwwww
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves!
What do you pay to spend a day on the beach?
Sand dollars.
Why does ice cream always get invited to the party?
It's cool.
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball—not to mention, she has a pumpkin for a coach!
What's the best kind of sandwich for the beach?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
You ROCKET
What do you call seagulls that live near the bay?
Bagels.
What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
Why did the students eat the homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?
Long time, no sea.
What part of the fish weighs the most?
The scales.
What happens when Olaf throws a temper tantrum?
He has a meltdown
What do you call an old snowman?
water
Which Disney princess would make the best judge?
Snow White, because she’s the fairest of them all!
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a NUT
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baaa-hamas.
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
a stick
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Hopsicles!
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
I Scream.
What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat.
Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
What did the science book say to the math book?
Wow, you've got problems
Why do bicycles fall over?
Because they are two-tired
What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Finland!
What do you call a stupid Disney character?
Dumbo
Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?
Because he NEVERLANDS
Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?
Because Donald ducked.
What do you call a cantaloupe when it's swimming?
A watermelon.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A PALM tree
What does a mermaid use to call her friends?
A shell phone.
Why doesn’t Eeyore have any friends?
Because he plays with Pooh all day.
Why did the detective show up at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Why did the robot go on vacation?
It needed to recharge his batteries.
What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?
Ketchup
Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
He wanted to test the water!
Why can't you trust the king of the jungle?
because he's always LION
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little BOOGIE in it