Joke: How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
It waves!
How do you cut a wave in half?
Use a SEA Saw!
Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it is full of blades!
Joke: Why don’t you pay for dead batteries?
They’re free of charge!
What did the ground say to the earthquake?
You crack me up!
Joke: Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
It was feeling green!
Joke: Whats is a tree's least favourite month?
It's Sep-timber!
Joke: What did the little trees say to the big tree?
Leaf me alone!
When is Earth Day?
April, 22
Joke: Whats the biggest moth in the world?
The mam-moth!
How many trees are there per person in the world?
300
100
200
4
Joke: What did the tree wear to the pool party?
A swimming trunk!
How do trees access the internet?
They log on
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have ant-i-bodies
Joke: Why did the sun go to school?
To get brighter!
Why did the lady go outside with her purse open?
Because she expected a change in the weather!
Joke: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunder-wear!
What kind of plant grows on your hand?
A Palm tree
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You have to be careful not to step in a poodle
Why are people always tired on Earth Day?
Because they just finished a March!
Joke: Why do tornadoes zigzag?
They’re dizzy.
Joke: What did Earth say to the other planets?
You have no life.
What are the 3 R's?
Reduce, reuse and recycle.
About how many people participate in Earth Day each year?
1 Thousand
1 Billion
1 Million
1 Hundred
Why Earth Day is important?
To protect and create awareness.