You cut me, slice me, dice me, and all the while, you cry. What am I?
An onion
What did the Mom tomato say to the slow Baby tomato?
"Ketchup"
What’s bright orange with green on top and sounds like a parrot?
carrot
How many eggs would a rooster lay over three weeks, provided it is adequately fed and housed?
Zero. Roosters do not lay eggs.
What is the the mistake: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39,40
the
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
If you took one apple from a pile of three apples, how many apples would you have?
The one apple you took.
There is only one word in the dictionary that is spelled wrong: what is it?
wrong
Mississippi has four S letters and four I letters. Can you spell that without using S or I?
T-H-A-T
Kate's mother has three children: yesterday, today and_______________
Kate
If you take away one hand, some will remain, what am I?
handsome
When I’m ripe, I’m green, when you eat me, I’m red, and when you spit me out, I’m black. What am I?
a watermelon