I am white when I am dirty, and black when I am clean. What am I?
A blackboard
A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
9
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
I hit the tall, miss the small. In a flash I am gone. What am I?
Lightning
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
You would be in the 2nd place. You thought first place, right? Well, you passed the guy in second place, not first
What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?
Your name
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
If you feed me, I live. If you water me, I die. What am I?
Fire
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin
I'm always in front of you but you can never see me. What am I?
The future
I make a loud sound when I’m changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weigh less. What am I?
Popcorn
When I point up it's bright, but when I point down it's dark. What am I?
A light switch
What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole
What goes up, but never comes down?
Age
If you put roast in a roaster, what do you put in toaster?
Bread