What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter "M"
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold
I run, yet I have no legs. What am I?
A nose
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be
The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
When Josh was 8, his brother was half his age. Now that Josh is 14, how old is his brother?
10
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
All the people were married, so there are no “single” people.
Give it food and it will live; give it water and it will die.
Fire
I am the father of all fruits. What am I?
Papaya
What goes up and down stairs without moving?
Carpet
What has many teeth, but cannot ****?
A comb
They come at night without being called and are lost in the day without being stolen. What are they?
Stars
What would you find in the middle of Toronto?
The letter ‘o’.
What kind of room has no windows or doors?
Mushroom
You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?
Telephone
What goes up and never comes down?
Your age
I look at you; you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left. What is this object?
A mirror
I can be cracked, I can be made. I can be told, I can be played. What am I?
A joke
I have hands, but I cannot shake your hands. I have a face, but I cannot smile at you. What am I?
A clock
You are this color when you’re feeling down
Blue
Take off my skin, I won’t cry, but you will. What am I?
An onion
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