What's a monster's favourite bean?
A human bean (being)
Why didn't the vampire have any friends?
Because he was a pain in the neck
What can't you give a headless horseman?
A headache
What animal is best at baseball?
A bat
What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships (chips)
A symbol of death, that no body owns, no heart have I, nor flesh on my bones.
What am I?
A skeleton
What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth cleaned?
His dentist!
Why don't skeletons like dancing?
Because they have no body to dance with.
When is it bad luck to meet a cat?
When you're a mouse
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch!
What do you call a little monster's parents?
Mummy and deady
Why did the vampire get fired from the Blood Bank?
He was caught drinking on the job
What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
The neck
In the Halloween dark when gone is the sun, I'll light your way when carved as a lantern.
What am I?
A pumpkin
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist
What room is useless for a ghost?
The Living Room!
Why did the witch refuse to wear a flat hat?
Because there was no point to it.
What's worse than being a five-ton witch?
Being her broom
What Jack has a head but no lantern?
Jack-o-lantern
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
I-scream
What did the skeleton order with his drink?
A mop
What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet
Oft used by witches to cast their spell, a slimy creature am I, and ugly as well.
What am I?
A toad
What was the witch's favourite subject in school?
Spelling!
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch
What's it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
A grave problem