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  • Why do birds in a nest always agree ?
    Because they don't want to fall out.
  • Why was Cinderella thrown out of the basketball team?
    Because she ran away from the ball.
  • Why did the boy throw the butter out of the window?
    Because he wanted to see a butterfly
  • Why did the belt get sent to jail?
    Because it held up a pair of pants.
  • Where do cows go out for the night?
    To the moooovies
  • Where do bees get on buses?
    At the buzz stop
  • Which TV channel do bees watch?
    The Bee Bee Cee
  • What did the grape say when it got crushed?
    Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
  • Why was the skeleton so lonely?
    Because it had no body to go out with
  • Why are ghosts bad at telling jokes?
    Because you can always see through them.
  • When do bees hum?
    When they don't know the words
  • Why did Adele cross the road?
    To say hello from the other side.
  • Why was Dumbo sad?
    He felt irrelephant.
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