Sit down if...
you have the letter "f" in your first name.
Sit down if...
you wear glasses.
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you don't like pizza.
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your favorite color is purple.
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you like spicy food.
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you are a big brother or sister.
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you ate cereal today.
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you like broccoli.
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you know how to swim.
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you have more than one brother or sister.
Sit down if...
you sing in the shower.
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you watch cartoons in the morning.
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you have more than 2 pets.
Sit down if...
you are wearing something green.
Sit down if...
you fell asleep in a class.
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you cried for a Disney movie.
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you didn't shower today.
Sit down if...
you have blue eyes.