What start with a "t", end with a "t" and is full of "t"?
teapot
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
What has a cap, but has no head?
A bottle
Forwards, I am heavy. Backwards, I am not. What am I?
ton
What gets smaller when you turn it upside down?
Number 9
What has hands, but can not clap?
A clock
What is the smallest room in the world?
Mushroom
What has teeth, but cannot eat?
A comb
What is white when dirty and black when clean?
A chalkboard / A blackboard
I'm tall when I'm young, I'm short when I'm old.
A candle
Where do you find an ocean with no water?
on a map
What appears once in every minute, twice in every moment, but not once in thousand years?
Letter M
Which table does not have legs?
Vegetable
What goes up and down but does not move?
Stairs
What man cannot live inside a house?
Snowman
What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog
When is your uncle's sister not your aunt?
When she's your mother
How many months have 28 days?
12 months