What kind of witch can you find at the beach?
A sand-witch
What do kittens like to eat?
Mice-cream
Where do go cows go on Friday night?
To the moooo-vies!
What did the cat say when someone stepped on his tail?
Me-ouch!
What do you call a dinosaur that makes noise while he sleeps?
A dino-snore
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
Where do you take a sick horse?
The horse-pital
Why did Micky go up in space?
To find Pluto.
What do you get when you shake a cow?
A milkshake
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to dance with.
Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll "Let it Go!"
What does a piece of toast wear to bed?
His pa-jam-as!