What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves!
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Finland!
What does a mermaid use to call her friends?
A shell phone.
Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
What do you pay to spend a day on the beach?
Sand dollars.
What's the best kind of sandwich for the beach?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Why did the detective show up at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
He wanted to test the water!
What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
Why did the robot go on vacation?
It needed to recharge his batteries.
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Hopsicles!
Where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baaa-hamas.
Why does ice cream always get invited to the party?
It's cool.
What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
I Scream.