Would you rather? /r/ words

Would you rather have pancakes with syrup or butter?

Would you rather sound like a cow mooing every time you laughed or sound like a chicken every time you screamed?

Would you rather have a pet capybara or a pet hamster?

Would you rather stay up really late or wake up really early?

Would you rather sweat sticky lemonade or have your breath always smell like garlic?

Would you rather drink everything from your ears or eat everything with your belly button?

Would you rather be able to breathe underwater or be able to run on top of water?

Would you rather name your own island or be able to name your own sports team?

Would you rather wear slippers or a bathrobe?

Would you rather feed horses or tigers?

Would you rather be stranded on a desert island or be stranded in the forest?

Would you rather teleport into another country or into another world?

Would you rather be able to design an imaginary creation just by drawing it or make something that is real disappear by erasing it?

Would you rather learn how to surf or snowboard?

Would you rather eat two full lumps of sugar or eat one small pinch of salt?