Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well
What did the baby corn say to its mom?
“Where’s my pop-corn?”
What kind of keys do kids like to carry?
Coo-kies
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice SCREAM and BOOberries
What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea?
To go with the jelly-fish
What do you call a cheese that’s feeling sad?
Blue cheese
What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?
A box of quackers!
Where do you learn to make banana splits?
At sundae school
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
Why did the melon jump into the lake?
It wanted to be a watermelon.
Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?
I’m not telling you. You might spread it.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crumb-y