If I'm sad...
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...you get sunburn.
If...
If my team loses the game...
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If it's sunny...
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If my team wins the game...
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If I don't know something...
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If a dog is happy...
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...I dance.
If...
If you do your homework...
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...I watch TV.
If...
...you can make a sandwich.
If...
...I take an umbrella.
If...
...I get a present.
If...
...I have nightmares.
If...
If you don't listen to your teacher...
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...I stay home.
If...
...you can't sleep at night.
If...
If you feel bored...
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...you can get sick.
If...