What kind of _ _ _ _ fits in your hand? A palm _ _ _ _.
tree
What do you call bears with no ears?
B
Why was the computer cold? It left its _ _ _ _ _ _ _ open!
windows
What do you get if you put three ducks in a box? A box of q_ _ _ _ _ _ _!
A box of quackers!
Why are cats good at video games? Because they have nine _ _ _ _ _.
lives
What do you call a _ _ _ _with no teeth? A gummy _ _ _ _!
bear
How are false teeth like stars? They come out at _ _ _ _ _.
night
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-s_ _ _ _
A dino-snore
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!
What is a one-eyed monster’s favorite dessert?
I scream.
How do all the oceans say hello to each other? They _ _ _ _!
wave
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crummy.
Why did the computer sneeze? Because it had a _ _ _ _ _!
virus
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby? She was a little h_ _ _ _
horse
Where do cows go for entertainment?
To the moo-vies!
What kind of room doesn’t have doors? A m_ _ _ _ _ _ _
A mushroom
What do fish play on the piano?
Scales!
What do you call a dog that goes to the beach in the summer?
A hot dog
What is a computer’s favorite snack? Computer _ _ _ _ _.
chips
Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon?
Because she will “let it go, let it go.”
What is a cat's favorite color?
Purrrrrple