Need a day off?
Nice!
Something is too high!
Nice!
Bored at work?
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Can't think of anything to write / do?
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Something spilled!
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Printer jam!
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Something is too heavy!
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Slept in late!
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Frustrated at work / don't know what to do?
Nice!
Can't find something
Nice!