Which kind of dinosaur is the scariest?
A Terror-dactyl
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the P is silent
Why did the dinosaur need a bandage?
He had a dino-sore
Which kind of dinosaur loves pancakes?
A Try-syrup-tops
What dinosaurs like to sing?
Rap-tors
Which kind of dinosaur is blind?
A never-saurus (never saw us)
What did the dinosaur say to the volcano?
Have a Lava-ly day
What do dinosaurs eat when they go camping?
Dino-s'mores
Where does a stegosaurus like to go shopping?
The dino-store
What do you call a dinosaur who likes to crash cards?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
What kind of dinosaur sleeps all day long?
A Bronto-snorus
What do dinosaurs like to put on their fries?
Tomato-saurus
What dinosaur hates the rain?
A Stegasau-rust
Which dinosaurs make the best policemen?
Tricera-cops
Why did the dinosaur eat cars?
Because it was a car-nivore