Things you wouldn't want to clean
Things grown-ups wish they could still do
Things you wish grew on trees
Things you wouldn't want to be allergic to
Things you don't want to find in your bed
Things you shouldn't attempt to juggle
Things there should be an award for
Things that you shouldn't do at the dinner table
Things that are harder than they look
Things you can never find
Things that give you a headache
Things you shouldn't lick
Things that you can trip over
Things that confirm your house is haunted
Things you shouldn't do with glue
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Things dogs are actually saying when they bark
Things kids know more about than adults
Things you should never put in your mouth
Things you return from your Christmas gifts
Things you wish worked by remote control
Things that confirm you are guilty
Things you would ask a psychic
Things not to do in a hospital
Things you shouldn't touch
Things that cause trouble
Things you never see on television
Things you shouldn't do in a car
Things you shouldn't tie to the roof of your car
Things that go bad
Things that seem to take an eternity
Things that confirm you are losing your memory
Things you wish you could do with your feet
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Things that shouldn't be lumpy
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Things fish think about as they swim in their aquarium
Things that would make golf more exciting
Things that smell terrible